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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

thefrogman:

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out. 

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

shittier:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

jesus i’m all kinds of fucked up

shittier:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

jesus i’m all kinds of fucked up

lil-miss-romano:

How the school system hit me

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him
stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

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THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED

So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!

yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing 

BEST!

stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

konamiburger:

stumpomatic:

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THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED

So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!

yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing 

BEST!